I have edited the horrible spelling and grammar errors so that vomiting on one's computer does not occur when one is faced with their myraid grammatical shortcomings.
"Pantaloons": that is my new name for you.
Lemon Lyman does not waste time learning peoples names.
what would jesus do?
I didnt know you were a fruit, wearing pantaloons, going around talking about your dollops of whatever.
I read your post, but all I got out of it was, "I'm a big fruit with dollops in my pantaloons."
Lemon, you're like a cross between Lou Reed and one of those retarded Apostles, except less witty and charming.
Knitty Kitty said...
I like cream cheese too.
This is the first time in a while that I have shown up at a post of yours and there isn't a gazillion comments yet.
Perhaps if you weren't keeping such odd hours you would be more suitably equipped to be an elite commenter. You never seemed to have a problem when your RSS Feed had me on speed dial.
If they are the nicest people, they are also the nicest emo's by default.
I have Dill Pickle chips, I broke into my house because I forgot my keys, I stole two matching glasses from the pub, I'm super tired and I have the world's best hat.
If that were true then we would also have to say that they are the nicest postal workers, the nicest fruit vendors and the nicest congressmen. Your hat is dumb.
It's 4am and I have to drive for 5 hours.
I wish I was dead.
We survived. We are better men for it.
This was such a hugely entertaining story.
My blog is back, by the way.
Loz, it fills me with joy that your blog has risen from the ashes like an HTML based Phoenix. I wish that the CoC was as entertaining in real life as I have presented them here.
Knitty Kitty said...
You have the coolest hat, Anthony. The coolest hat ever.
Loz, I'm super excited to see the blog!!
The hat is not cool.
Cold cock the Coalition of Crazy and call the cops to cuff 'em and carry 'em away casually.
Hate on THAT.
You, sir, are an evil, evil man. I shall see you in hell.
OK, at the risk of sounding stupid, I'll ask...
What is an emo kid?
By now, you should know the answer to this question.
Sounds Of Silence said...
Let's just say they own a lot of razorblades.
I like to say "banana hammock"
Yeah, and they do a lot of crying.
Your face does a lot of crying. Because it's so ugly.
Yeah, what Flounder said. Emo, WTF?
Also, I command you to go and listen to Cocaine Blues by Johnny Cash right now..... and think of Captain Beefheart.
I shall do it post haste. I always think of Captain Beefheart.
Emo kids who have sex and experiement with drugs & alcohol are okay. It's the straight-edge ones that I usually want to flay. Bright Eyes? Bleechh. Dashboard Confessional? The stomach acid just shot up so fast it came out of my nose. It burns, it burns.
The authorities frown on flaying humans. Just a word of advise.
Straight-edge kids are little Nazis. However, their anti-leather stance has ensured that you can always get Chuck Taylors in artsy fartsy shops even when they aren't popular with the mainstream. So it's a push.
Push? I don't know what this means. I'm a complete retard who has lived under the stairs for the last 10 years. Can you plaese enlighten me as to the meaning of "push"? I feel so stupid.
Christ, I just read my comment and realize I've lived in Vegas way too long. "Push" is casino-speak for a tie.
Clearly I chose the wrong profession.
Crazy people are an added bonus. They're not in the compensation package.
If teen angst took form into a white pasty like substance, and you could mold it into a person, then teach that person to blog about how their parents don't understand them, all while listening to The Smiths, you would have Emo. Also, add some black decals.
And mesh clothing.
I buckled and hit up our old friend The Urban Dictionary for a general consensus. I'm not sure what I found could be classified as general or a consensus - but it was definitely the funniest shit I've read all weekend (save the eulogy from Nick yesterday).
[Yes, this is where I'd add the link if I knew how to do so. And I fucking hate when people say that]
BTW, don't thwart alliteration - it's been good to you and you oughtta think about making pie for it more often.
Allow me. Emo, as defined by The Urban Dictionary. My favorite definition was "Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter."
Alliteration deserves no pie.
I don't think Nick is a fruit, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were dollops in his pantaloons.
I can neither confirm nor deny this.
Your face smells.
rv gary and the kind are the two guys in my inner dialogue.
Somehow, I am not surprised.
miss kendra said...
I reject your judgement of "emo" kids, and spread it thin enough to cover all kids.
Emo is a state of mind, not a trend. Those kids are just posers, like mall goths and Ashlee Simpson in a Metallica t-shirt.
I can get behind you on this.
What did proper nouns ever do to you people?
A grouping of three peiods (or asterisks) in a sentence is called an ellipsis. It represents the omission of a word or phrase necessary for a complete syntactical construction but not necessary for understanding.