May 31, 2006

Spangles: It Just Tastes Better!

Here is a non-comprehensive list of famous people who I think look like douchebags but probably aren't.

Brian Dennehey
Rob Lowe
The Dixie Chicks
Jack Johnson
Bill Cowher
Bruce Willis
The Guy Who Sold My Fair Beefy That Bullshit Car
David Beckham
The Edge
Hillary Swank
Dylan McDermott (Excellent call, Dylan absolutely looks like a douche)
James Spader
Me
Steve Buscemi
Mark Paul Something
Ted Danson
Bill Maher
Wolf Blitzer
Jon Cryer
Wilfred Brimley
The Wilson Brothers


Please feel free to add to my list. I will be.

Greatest Commercial Ever

WBB sent me a link to this, I think you'll find it amusing, although not as amusing as I find it.

48 comments:

Brookelina said...

George Bush and Dick Cheney. Oh wait....

Captain Beefheart said...

The guy who sold me that bullshit car

miss kendra said...

can i do "looks like and probably is"?

derek jeter
renee zellweger
tom cruise
chad michael murray

Nick said...

No, no, no. "Looks like and probably is" as well as "Doesn't look like but most likely is" are way too easy.

WhiteBoyBob said...

Your mistake was buying a car that was made in France.

How about Al Gore? No, wait! He's a politician and therefore a douchebag by definition.

You're right, it's harder than it looks - a bit like my knob.

Nick said...

Oh SNAP!

Mike said...

Rob Thomas
Mia Hamm
Mark Paul Gosselaar

Übermilf said...

That one guy.

Anthony said...

I loved that family guy segment the first, second and now, the third time. I think I may have even left you a comment about it on the original air date.

miss kendra said...

everyone i can think of really is a douchebag.

oooh, neil young?

Übermilf said...

how about this guy?

Meanie the baby dragon said...

I gotz duh top wun! NICK

Knitty Kitty said...

jack johnson, wtf?!

Loz said...

Dylan McDermott

jiggs said...

what do you think about james spader? he certainly looks like a douche, but is he, or is he not one in real life?

Loz said...

i think he looked like a douche in Pretty in Pink, but over time his douche levels have decreased. Maybe his douchiness has internalised?

Nick said...

We'll put him up just to be safe.

Kitty - I love Jack Johnson, so don't take this the wrong way, but the
guy looks like a total douche.

You know, Meanie, you're not wrong.

Nick said...

George Duran doesn't look like a douche.

scumbag said...

the dixie chicks ARE douchebags. i'd still fuck 'em, even the fat one.

Sysm said...

I'd like to add:

Bill Maher
Wolf Blitzer
Jon Cryer
and
Ghandi

Übermilf said...

Wilfred Brimley

miss kendra said...

ted danson

Mike said...

Mark Paul Gosselaar damnit

Spirit Of Owl said...

Almost the entire casts of both True Romance and Reservoir Dogs, but surely the king of "looks like a douchebag but probably isn't" is Steve Buscemi!!!

Spirit Of Owl said...

And in the ad, the second strike is what makes it so good.

Nick said...

Owl. I agree whole heartedly. On both counts.

Melanie was here said...

People who like like a douche, but are not. Easy. Owen Wilson or his brother.

Nick said...

I can never remember... which one is Bo and which one is Luke?

Melanie was here said...

Now can we have another Dr. Mike story, please? PLEASE!

Nick said...

It's not up to me when Mike posts. He has other obligations. A wife, a new house, SAVING PEOPLE'S LIVES. you know, standard fare.

Melanie was here said...

I think Bo is the hot one, but not as hot as Daisy in those Daisy Dukes.

Melanie was here said...

WHY am I still awake????

Sound Of Silence said...

owen wilson should be on the list.

Mike said...

I will tell a story tomorrow. Just let me think of one.

Mike said...

Or I could just put up a bunch of vacation pictures.

Flounder said...

Derek Jeter

Melanie was here said...

Derek Jeter IS a douche bag.

Übermilf said...

I think Geena Davis looks like a moron.

Nick said...

Is everyone just ignoring the new banner?

Nick said...

Oh, and Mel is right. Derek Jeter is a complete and total douchebag.

Anthony said...

It's just not your best work Nick. We weren't ignoring it, we were forgetting it.

Nick said...

Pish posh. I'm esaily more pleased with that than anything else I've done.

Flounder said...

Fine, so Jeter IS a douche.

What about Luke Wilson?

Flounder said...

Or how about Adam West?

Nick said...

ADAM WEST!!!! Are you insane?!

Flounder said...

He looks all smug and superior.

Especially in all of those Lady Chatterly movies.

Nick said...

That's because he's fucking ADAM WEST. He is superior.

JJ said...

Rob Lowe is.