Here is a non-comprehensive list of famous people who I think look like douchebags but probably aren't.
Brian Dennehey
Rob Lowe
The Dixie Chicks
Jack Johnson
Bill Cowher
Bruce Willis
The Guy Who Sold My Fair Beefy That Bullshit Car
David Beckham
The Edge
Hillary Swank
Dylan McDermott (Excellent call, Dylan absolutely looks like a douche)
James Spader
Me
Steve Buscemi
Mark Paul Something
Ted Danson
Bill Maher
Wolf Blitzer
Jon Cryer
Wilfred Brimley
The Wilson Brothers
Please feel free to add to my list. I will be.
Greatest Commercial Ever
WBB sent me a link to this, I think you'll find it amusing, although not as amusing as I find it.
May 31, 2006
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George Bush and Dick Cheney. Oh wait....
The guy who sold me that bullshit car
can i do "looks like and probably is"?
derek jeter
renee zellweger
tom cruise
chad michael murray
No, no, no. "Looks like and probably is" as well as "Doesn't look like but most likely is" are way too easy.
Your mistake was buying a car that was made in France.
How about Al Gore? No, wait! He's a politician and therefore a douchebag by definition.
You're right, it's harder than it looks - a bit like my knob.
Oh SNAP!
Rob Thomas
Mia Hamm
Mark Paul Gosselaar
That one guy.
I loved that family guy segment the first, second and now, the third time. I think I may have even left you a comment about it on the original air date.
everyone i can think of really is a douchebag.
oooh, neil young?
how about this guy?
I gotz duh top wun! NICK
jack johnson, wtf?!
Dylan McDermott
what do you think about james spader? he certainly looks like a douche, but is he, or is he not one in real life?
i think he looked like a douche in Pretty in Pink, but over time his douche levels have decreased. Maybe his douchiness has internalised?
We'll put him up just to be safe.
Kitty - I love Jack Johnson, so don't take this the wrong way, but the
guy looks like a total douche.
You know, Meanie, you're not wrong.
George Duran doesn't look like a douche.
the dixie chicks ARE douchebags. i'd still fuck 'em, even the fat one.
I'd like to add:
Bill Maher
Wolf Blitzer
Jon Cryer
and
Ghandi
Wilfred Brimley
ted danson
Mark Paul Gosselaar damnit
Almost the entire casts of both True Romance and Reservoir Dogs, but surely the king of "looks like a douchebag but probably isn't" is Steve Buscemi!!!
And in the ad, the second strike is what makes it so good.
Owl. I agree whole heartedly. On both counts.
People who like like a douche, but are not. Easy. Owen Wilson or his brother.
I can never remember... which one is Bo and which one is Luke?
Now can we have another Dr. Mike story, please? PLEASE!
It's not up to me when Mike posts. He has other obligations. A wife, a new house, SAVING PEOPLE'S LIVES. you know, standard fare.
I think Bo is the hot one, but not as hot as Daisy in those Daisy Dukes.
WHY am I still awake????
owen wilson should be on the list.
I will tell a story tomorrow. Just let me think of one.
Or I could just put up a bunch of vacation pictures.
Derek Jeter
Derek Jeter IS a douche bag.
I think Geena Davis looks like a moron.
Is everyone just ignoring the new banner?
Oh, and Mel is right. Derek Jeter is a complete and total douchebag.
It's just not your best work Nick. We weren't ignoring it, we were forgetting it.
Pish posh. I'm esaily more pleased with that than anything else I've done.
Fine, so Jeter IS a douche.
What about Luke Wilson?
Or how about Adam West?
ADAM WEST!!!! Are you insane?!
He looks all smug and superior.
Especially in all of those Lady Chatterly movies.
That's because he's fucking ADAM WEST. He is superior.
Rob Lowe is.
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