January 21, 2009

Bollywood Squares!!1

ATTENTION

Numbers have been added, please click on the picture for a bigger version. This was done randomly with two witnesses. Please feel free to bitch about your numbers.





Good sir Sysm has passed the Superbowl Squares torch to me, his younger, handsomer ward.

Here are the rules:

1. Pick up to five squares. In the comments, using the letter/number combination to indicate the square. Yes. Just like "Battleship".
2. Offer up your own prize contribution. Here's mine.
3. Once the grid is full, I'll randomly assign actual numbers, using the deck of cards method.
4. Should you win a quarter, you can pick one of the prizes offered by any other participant. First come, first served.

Good luck.

56 comments:

dizzy von damn! said...

i will have 5 random squares.

here is my prize offering:

http://tinyurl.com/59g97c

Nick said...

Done.

Amy said...

I will have 5 random squares too.

Prize:http://tinyurl.com/76omhc

Nick said...

Fuck yeah, Chia Pet!

Übermilf said...

b3 b4 c3 c4 d4 and I'll think of something.

baked goods or something.

Nick said...

I moved for you.

Übermilf said...

I'm moved that you moved.

Übermilf said...

How come it's just Nick and a bunch of chicks on here?

Nick said...

First time for everything.

Sysm said...

Thank you, sir.

Please randomise me, as well. That was rand-omise, not sod-omise. Not that I have anything against starter turf.

I will contribute Strawberry Cheetos to the prize pool.

If you choose to make use of them in the following fashion, feel free: http://tinyurl.com/794qph

macpiper said...

put me in the grid. i'll take 5....as for a gift i will contribute a pack of camel lights with a bic lighter.

Scarlet Hip said...

Put me in for five squares. My prize will be the following:
http://tinyurl.com/848u5y

Tits McGee said...

Sysm is a filthy pervert. Therefore I wish to snuggle up to him just like you're hogging up the delicious miss dizzy. I'll trust you to work out the details.

Winner gets this.

ba said...

A-1 through A-5 please. Or whatever. Prize is an oil painting involving bunnies, vomit and/or projectile diarhea. Oh, and possibly snot.

jazzbonejoe said...

Shit, I want to win another BA oil painting masterpiece. Put me down for five random squares, the winner gets a beginning band method book, instrument of their choosing.

dizzy von damn! said...

i like how my random squares are so close to yours.

Tits McGee said...

What, no cheeseburgers, BA?

Nick said...

He's in his rabbit period now.

Nick said...

10 more people and we're full.

Gwilli said...

I will take anything on rows 2, 7, or 8. Prize will be random as well. Like a mystery box.

Sonny Dryesdale said...

Gimme 5 random squares.
I offer this as a prize:
http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/product/thingstowear/bucklesandwallets/bacon+wallet.do#

Nick said...

Bacon Wallet! Holy shit! My mind, she's blown.

Übermilf said...

Put Dilf in there somewhere.

He's too busy to respond at the moment.

Nick said...

Dilf's in for 5, got it. The files are on my laptop at home, so you'll have to imagine they are there until later tonight.

7 more. or 6, I'm not sure actually.

anthony-p said...

I'm in. I'll think of a prize today and get back to you. Also, the name 'Bollywood Squares' is offensive to me.

Nick said...

Why?

anthony-p said...

My mother was Squarish-Canadian.

Nick said...

Was?

Nick said...

Gato's in for a nickel, prize TBD. I'm telling you this because he can't remember his Blogger login.

ginonymous said...

give me five random ones. I'll cross stitch you something profane and frame it, as my prize.

i'm a one trick pony, as they say.

Nick said...

4 spots remain.

Übermilf said...

did you put my sister in there?

Nick said...

No.

Gwilli said...

My prize will be your choice of the following:
http://www.sporks.com/Product.aspx?pid=166&catid=10

or

http://www.stupid.com/fun/NLSM.html

Nick said...

Dude, nihilist mints will be mine! Awesome prizes.

Scarlet Hip said...

I may change my prize offering to this: http://www.baconnaise.com/

yournamehere said...

Count me in.

I'll think of a prize. It's late.

Nick said...

3 left.

Mike said...

Yo! 5 squares please, and the winner may enjoy their choice of this or this.

Mike said...

My first thought for a prize was one prescription, no questions asked, but cooler heads prevailed.

jazzbonejoe said...

dammit. so many beautifully colored pills, so little time...

Nick said...

I would have got a prescription for that eyeball cocaine.

Nick said...

2 spots left.

Übermilf said...

put my sister in there.

Nick said...

Mean Jeanne is in.

Nick said...

one spot left.

foundinidaho said...

I'm in. I promise a prize to rival your t-shirt.

Übermilf said...

I offer heart-shaped cupcakes, winner's choice of flavor/frosting.

Dilf offers... well, I would offer up like 85 percent of his t-shirts. But no one would want that. I'll make him think of something.

I better tell my sister so she can offer something.

anthony-p said...

My prize is a randomly selected gift basket of items from goodwill and/or value village.

Nick said...

Dilf wins the first quarter.

Tits McGee said...

Damn you, Dilf.

Nick said...

Allie G wins Quarter 2

Tits McGee said...

Damn you, Gato.

foundinidaho said...

Dammit Janet! Come on Cardinals!

Nick said...

Joe wins Q3.

Nick said...

Gin wins Q4.