How much do the Grateful Dead suck if Lyle Lovett does their songs better than they do? Actually that's not fair. Pontiac is one of my all time favorite albums plus he got to fuck Julia Roberts, which is probably his greatest accomplishment.
If Steve Earle is to be believed, a pistol is the Devil's right hand and according to whoever said it Gin is the Devil's left hand, so my question is this: How could the Devil possibly play a fiddle with a gun for one and hand and bottle for the other one? I think Charlie Daniel's is hallucinating. That being said, how awesome would it be to have gin and a gun for hands?
Don't even get me started on Procol Harum.
2 comments:
You are an odd duck.
I am disturbed that this post makes total sense to me.
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