My boss has been in Florida for half the week so we've been doing drugs and having "sexcapades" at work, which are like regular orgies except we have ice skates on. Now I know where that saying "it's all fun and sexcapades until someone loses an eye" came from.
So now I have to visit Algato in the hospital today and try to cheer him up by telling him he looks fierce, like a pirate.
I guess it's true what they say: When the cat's away, the mice will do a bunch of drugs and have sex with each other until one of them sustains a horrible eye injury.
I've learned a lesson about fraternizing that I won't soon forget.
April 10, 2009
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You do realize this is Holy Week, don't you?
Jesus is sad because of you. Freak.
Jesus doesn't give a crap about me.
Teachers don't get to have "sexcapades."
Unfair.
Well, you can, but you'd probably go to jail afterward.
Photocopying your junk doesn't count as sex, Nick.
Please make sure to code that as "Screw-dio" time.
(rimshot)
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