Iron your fucking shirt, idiot.
I thought the fact that the person in this picture is not a fat load would be a dead giveaway that it's not me.The fact that he's wearing khakis is another clue.
All I know is that's a picture of a perverted slob, so naturally I thought of you. But now that I think of it, that describes more than half the guys you work with.
or he's wearing seersucker which always looks like that.
I should've bought Reverend Jack an iron instead of a deep-fryer.
Wasn't R. Jack.
Though I did see him this morning.
And his shirt looked pressed.
Looks like it might be linen, and that it had been tucked in. That would certainly explain why it is so wrinkly.
Also, the fact that we sit in front of computers for 8 hours a day would explain it.
That's obviously Jerry Seinfeld from the "Puffy Shirt" episode.
You know what I'm tired of? Not getting Seinfeld references. It's possible that that show is not as retarded as I previously thought.
There are more important things in life you should be tired of not getting.
Like shrimp fajitas.
Seinfeld has been, in my opinion, surpassed by Curb Your Enthusiasm, but it still has its moments.
does your face hurt? It's killing me!
I miss your big, smelly shoes.
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Iron your fucking shirt, idiot.
I thought the fact that the person in this picture is not a fat load would be a dead giveaway that it's not me.
The fact that he's wearing khakis is another clue.
All I know is that's a picture of a perverted slob, so naturally I thought of you. But now that I think of it, that describes more than half the guys you work with.
or he's wearing seersucker which always looks like that.
I should've bought Reverend Jack an iron instead of a deep-fryer.
Wasn't R. Jack.
Though I did see him this morning.
And his shirt looked pressed.
Looks like it might be linen, and that it had been tucked in. That would certainly explain why it is so wrinkly.
Also, the fact that we sit in front of computers for 8 hours a day would explain it.
That's obviously Jerry Seinfeld from the "Puffy Shirt" episode.
You know what I'm tired of? Not getting Seinfeld references. It's possible that that show is not as retarded as I previously thought.
There are more important things in life you should be tired of not getting.
Like shrimp fajitas.
Seinfeld has been, in my opinion, surpassed by Curb Your Enthusiasm, but it still has its moments.
does your face hurt? It's killing me!
I miss your big, smelly shoes.
Post a Comment