Sure the two strains will battle it out, but the stronger strain will cut the head off of the weaker strain and absorb its powers. If Nick continues to allow strains to intermingle through various encounters with slutty women and stripper poles encrusted with a variety of secretions, he will doom us all by the eventual creation of one strain of Super Herpes (the Herpes Highlander, if you will).
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Who or what is Cecelia? And why is said person/thing doing these bad things to you?
I need to make you a mix tape, dude. Seriously.
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whoa. Whoaaa-aa-aa-o. Waaaa-a-aaa-aaa-aa-aa-aaaaa.
When you come back to bed, is someone else taking your place?
That's cold.
But to be fair, she is a slut. You knew that from the outset.
She probably gave you the herpes.
Don't worry, Todd. The competing strains will probably kill each other off.
One hopes.
Oh Ubie, it doesn't work that way.
Sure the two strains will battle it out, but the stronger strain will cut the head off of the weaker strain and absorb its powers.
If Nick continues to allow strains to intermingle through various encounters with slutty women and stripper poles encrusted with a variety of secretions, he will doom us all by the eventual creation of one strain of Super Herpes (the Herpes Highlander, if you will).
will spanish herpes befriend my young and full-of-life scottish herpes and show him the way of the sword?
Nick has so many foreign strains of herpes that his doctor is Kofi Annan.
There are some really strong herpes jokes in here. I'm proud of us.
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